Saw a poster. From afar I thought it was the new Star Wars sequel. Alas it was not so
This is me after I go for a run.
Who am I kidding; I never go running.
Running is the worst.
I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I’m terrified.
"I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You’ve done nothing! NOTHING!"
"Every time I try to fly, I fall
Without my wings I feel so small”
I’m in the minority of people who thinks Spring Breakers was an amazing film. You just need to look past the ridiculous amount of T and A. 9/10
Squidward is secretly a wizard
Squidward’s brilliant talent show performance